Saturday, September 28, 2013


At a dinner party, husband was about to deliver speech as Guest Speaker, his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to me said, "It looks like your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much•."

He clarified , "You don't know my wife. The letters stand for 
"Keep it short, stupid.•"