My Computer

Pappu rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Pappu:
I can't see your computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on your computer

Pappu:
How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer
Ok
double click on it

Pappu:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer:
Double click on the icon "My computer" from your Desktop Sir

Pappu:
On which Icon i've to click

Officer:
"My Computer"

Pappu:
Oh you STUPID IDIOT
Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."

Fashion

Texting

Belt

Test

Normality Check
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You Are A Normal Person In Case of.........
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1- U Got A Facebook Account
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2- U Got A Mobile Phone
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4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
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5- U Didn't Notice That ThereIs No No. (3)
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7- U Went To Check If No. 3 Is There
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8- Where Is No. 6 ?
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9- U Are Now Smiling
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10- Where Is No. (1)
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11- LOL you Went To Check No. 1
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Do you really think you are normal ????

Relationship

Relatives : What U Want To
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When U Grow Up ?
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Me : I Want To Become A Relative
Who Do Not Ask This Kind Of Stupid
Questions..

Pass

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Conductor didn't argue with Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened. Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Pathan was taking advantage of poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So, on the next Monday, when Pathan once again got on the bus and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at Pathan, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Pathan replied, "Pathan has a bus pass."

Lenses

Students

Missing you

Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what are you doing?"

His honest reply,

"MISSING you!"

All Cards Accepted

Waiter: Your Bill Sir !

Santa : Take My Card...
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. Waiter : But Sir, This is your marriage card ! 
Santa : Then is it simply written
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

Students

Relatives

Chess

Chess says everything about men & women.
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The King has to take things one step at a time,while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants...!

Mouse

Job

Money

Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : "I will kill myself so thatI won't pay you

*he pulled a gun n shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If u think u'll get away with my money ur wrong, i'l follow u until u pay me

*he takes the gun n shot himself dead as well *

Santa : was watching from a distance he laughed n said :"these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end"....

*he also took the gun and killed himself! TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEN AT THE END

Ice Cream

Salary

On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, 'How much money money do you make a week?'
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'
The CEO said, 'Wait right here.' He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, 'Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back.'
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?' From across the room a voice said, 'That was the pizza delivery guy.'

Moon

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white? 🌕

Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon? 🌝

Johny: No, no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning;)