My Computer

Pappu rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Pappu:
I can't see your computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on your computer

Pappu:
How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer
Ok
double click on it

Pappu:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer:
Double click on the icon "My computer" from your Desktop Sir

Pappu:
On which Icon i've to click

Officer:
"My Computer"

Pappu:
Oh you STUPID IDIOT
Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."

Test

Normality Check
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You Are A Normal Person In Case of.........
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1- U Got A Facebook Account
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2- U Got A Mobile Phone
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4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
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5- U Didn't Notice That ThereIs No No. (3)
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7- U Went To Check If No. 3 Is There
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8- Where Is No. 6 ?
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9- U Are Now Smiling
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10- Where Is No. (1)
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11- LOL you Went To Check No. 1
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Do you really think you are normal ????

Students

Money

Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : "I will kill myself so thatI won't pay you

*he pulled a gun n shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If u think u'll get away with my money ur wrong, i'l follow u until u pay me

*he takes the gun n shot himself dead as well *

Santa : was watching from a distance he laughed n said :"these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end"....

*he also took the gun and killed himself! TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEN AT THE END

Voldemort

Best gaming console

Button

Salary

Lassi

Santa was putting curd in the sea

Banta: What are you doing?

Santa : I am making Lassi

Banta : What kind of madness is this?
             It is because of you that people are
             making jokes out of our names
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              Now who will drink so much lassi??

Wifi

Chatting

GF and BF chatting on FB..

GF: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.

BF: No, sorry i gotta go

GF: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?

Bf: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down
here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd
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