My Computer

Pappu rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Pappu:
I can't see your computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on your computer

Pappu:
How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer
Ok
double click on it

Pappu:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer:
Double click on the icon "My computer" from your Desktop Sir

Pappu:
On which Icon i've to click

Officer:
"My Computer"

Pappu:
Oh you STUPID IDIOT
Tell me where is your office. I'll come there and click on your "Computer."

Fashion

Test

Normality Check
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You Are A Normal Person In Case of.........
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1- U Got A Facebook Account
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2- U Got A Mobile Phone
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4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
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5- U Didn't Notice That ThereIs No No. (3)
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7- U Went To Check If No. 3 Is There
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8- Where Is No. 6 ?
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9- U Are Now Smiling
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10- Where Is No. (1)
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11- LOL you Went To Check No. 1
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Do you really think you are normal ????

Relationship

Relatives : What U Want To
Become
When U Grow Up ?
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Me : I Want To Become A Relative
Who Do Not Ask This Kind Of Stupid
Questions..

Lenses

Students

Students

Job

Money

Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : "I will kill myself so thatI won't pay you

*he pulled a gun n shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If u think u'll get away with my money ur wrong, i'l follow u until u pay me

*he takes the gun n shot himself dead as well *

Santa : was watching from a distance he laughed n said :"these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end"....

*he also took the gun and killed himself! TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEN AT THE END

Students

Moon

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white? 🌕

Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon? 🌝

Johny: No, no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning;)

Seminar

Love

Butter Cookies

Addition

TEACHER: If I give you 2cats and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?

Student: Seven, Sir.

TEACHER: No, listen carefully. If give you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?

Student: Seven.

TEACHER: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have?

Student: Six.

TEACHER: Good. Now if I give you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats you will have?

Student: Seven!!!

Angry TEACHER: Where did you get Your seven from?

Student: (Angrily!) Because I already get 1 cat for House!

Money

Break Up Advice

Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and
sent me pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
Friend : Really Bad , What did you do ?
Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad.......

Rain

Tea

There was a family with one kid. 

One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the 3-year old kid.

Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for from father for such yummy tea, kid’s Mom came home.

Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing !!

Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him,

'Did it ever come to your mind that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet ??

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