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Cop Jokes - Bad Conductor

A conductor kissed a girl in his bus
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Girl reported to the police station
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Police took the conductor to jail
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& give him Electric shock
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but it had no effect
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Why ???
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because he was a 'BAD CONDUCTOR'

Cop Jokes - Account Problem

Traffic Police stopped a biker

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Traffic Police : Show Me Your License

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Biker : I Don't Have it

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Traffic Police : Did you Create One

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Biker : No

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Traffic Police : Why

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Biker : I Went To Apply but they asked me for my Voter ID

           and I don't have it 

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Traffic Police : Then why did you not Create a Voter ID

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Biker : I went to Apply for it but they asked me for Ration Card which I don't Have

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Traffic Police : Why didn't you Create a Ration Card

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Biker : I Tried but they asked me for my Bank Passbook, Which I don't have

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Traffic Police : Then what's there in it open up a bank account

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Biker : I went to the bank officer but, they asked for my  Driving License 

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