Monday, September 9, 2013


A woman and man get into a car
accident. Both of their cars are totally
demolished, but amazingly neither one of
them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the
woman says, "Wow, look at our cars --
there's nothing left! This must be a sign
from Him that we should be friends and
not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the
ground and says, "Somehow this bottle
of Scotch from my back seat didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this
Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The
man nods his head in agreement, opens
it, and chugs about a third of the bottle
to calm his nerves. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just
wait for the police."