Intelligence

WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:No...

Wife- Why not?
Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course i do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife: Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband: Yes, it's a great house.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No..
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, her size is '5'

Wife:--silence-

Husband:
'shit'...!!!