Monday, May 6, 2013

Marriage Jokes - Wife Trolled

I sent a text to my wife last night, "Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

I sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
She text back,"OMG really?"

I replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."