Friday, May 3, 2013

Marriage Jokes - Three Wishes

A man goes hiking. he gets tired after a while and finds a cave to rest. There he sees a shining light at the end of the tunnel its a magic lamp he rubs it and a genie pops out. 
The genie says, "I will give you three wishes but there's a catch, everything you wish for your wife gets double."
The man agrees.

First he wishes for a convertible, the genie grants his wish, and says "OK your wife gets 2 covertibles."

Then he wishes for a million dollars, the genie grants his wish, and says, "OK your wife gets 2 million Dollars."

Then he wishes, "Beat me half to death."