Friday, April 12, 2013

Technology Jokes - Electricity

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door. 

A lady opened it. Before she could speak, 
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

Salesman: Madam, if I don't clean this up in next three minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I'll EAT all this Shit! 

Lady: Do you need some Chilli Sauce with that? 

Salesman: why Madam? 

Lady: Because there's no electricity in the house.