Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Marriage Jokes - Love Test

Wife : How much do you love me ?

Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure it.

Wife : No just tell me....

Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone&you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this is a phone with FOUR sim cards.