Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Little Johnny Jokes - Maths!

Little Johnny was doing his maths homework & saying:

2+5, the son of a bitch is 7.

3+6, the son of a bitch is 9...

His Mom : What are you doing?

Little Johnny : I'm doing maths homework.

Mom : This is how your teacher taught you?

Little Johnny : Yes

Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day -

'What are you teaching my son in maths?'

Teacher : Right now, I am teaching addition.

Mom : You are teaching them to say 2+2, the Son of a bitch is 4?

Teacher after laughing : What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4