Sunday, April 14, 2013

Blonde Jokes - I Bet

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm , sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at
the TV.. The 10 pm news came on covering the story of a
man on the ledge of a large building preparing to
jump. Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're
on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death. The blonde was very upset but handed her $20 to
Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this
earlier on the 5 pm news so I knew he'd jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd
do it again." Bob took the money.