Marriage Jokes - Call

A Girl got a call from unknown number

Man:" Hi, are you single?"

Girl:" Yes, but who are you?"

Ans:"Your Husband.. I'll tell you when I reach home"


Another call from unknown number..

Man:" Are you married ?"

Girl:" Yes, but who are you ?"

Man:" Your boyfriend, U cheat!!

Girl:" Sorry dear, I thought it was my husband..."

Ans:" I am your husband useless, Wait until I reach home..."