Insults - Irritation

Mom: Can You Get Me A Drink ?

Me: Cola Or Pepsi ?

Mom: Cola

Me: Normal Or Diet ?

Mom: Normal

Me: Can Or Bottle ?

Mom: Bottle

Me: 1L Or 0.5l ?

Mom: Screw It Give Me Water .-.

Me: Normal Or Carbonated ?

Mom: NORMAL !!!

Me: Warm Or Cold ?

Mom: Get Out !

Me: Now Or Later ?

Mom: Im Going To Kill You ! .-.

Me: With A Knife Or Gun ?

Mom: GUN !

Me: In The Head Or Body ?

Mom: YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST