Awesome Answers :
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.1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
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2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??
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3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?
-No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
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4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
-Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works?
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.1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
.
2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??
.
3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?
-No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
.
4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
-Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works?